At a Loss for Words

One of the most disturbing imagery I've had for years now is that of hair in the mouth. The sensation of hair on your tongue, I believe, is a universally unpleasant one. I used to have nightmares of hair, endlessly coming out of my mouth. I then thought, what if this endless hair was tied to the fact that the tongue had been removed. No one likes finding hair in their food, but finding a huge tongue being served AS your food, with a "fountain' pouring out of your mouth would be a specially disturbing site.